[Ragtime Music]
Yer listenin’ to Scuttlebutt Radio, the time is 4:02am and the tide is on its way in.
We’ve got a strong wind from the East today, so be careful out there, fisherfolk. Keep your earplugs at the ready and don’t fall prey to that sweet singin’. I promise you it is not your dead husband, it’s a ravenous monster.
Folks, keep an eye to the horizon, any horizon, the Carp Caravan will be back any day now and you know what that means. That’s right, Flavor Fest. Loosen up your belts, cuz you’re about to eat somethin’ other than fish.
Village Council asks parents to remind their children that the Lighthouse is not for climbin’, nor is it for breakin’ into. Village Council is happy to provide you with some truly haunting bedtime stories about the Lighthouse if necessary. I read one just last night and haven’t slept a wink since.
Don’t turn that radio off, we’ll have weather updates for ye every hour. Wishin’ ye smooth seas and a gentle breeze from all us here at Scuttlebutt Radio.
[Ragtime Music]
CREDITS
Music:
Ragtime by Piano_Music
https://pixabay.com/music/vintage-ragtime-115446/
Vintage Comedy by Piano_Music
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